“I SUCK, YOU RECEIVE!” is an incredible sales pitch.
"I suck you, receive." The machine 2025
2:24 At this moment, something awoken within Alicia
“What is your desire, Christine? What do you want most?” “An exit door.” “Did you say Jax in a maid outfit? Your wish is my command!”
5:30, LOL, they hide it latter in the video but you can see the rare figure right here.
Well, you had a bank account...and shelf space🎉 Did you notice there was a ear of corn inside of the Jax mug?
“The bathroom looks like a biohazard and needs a good scrubbing!” “Shouldn’t, like, a biohazard crew take care of that?” “Oh, Jaxy-boy! Don’t you want to be a model maid?”
Pomni says her name is not Cristine, BUT FOR ALL WE KNOW, it very well could be
This entire videio, is just Alice going "I don't need it- i don't need it! I [definitely] don't need it."
I love how you were pretty much drooling over the merch. 😁 I currently have the Pomni plush and the Hamster Pomni plush. Got them from GameStop of all places. 😁
completely inconspicuous voice reveal alongside merch
0:21 PLEASE ALICIA I CAN ONLY MAKE SO MANY ALT ACCOUNTS PER DAY
The short they put out for the Jax plush is also pure gold.
I'm partial to "Stoned Ragatha" myself.
01:04 MASSIVE LEGEND HERE
WORST TIME TO BE UNEMPLOYED 😭😭
Christine- I mean Pomni plushie 1:37 Gangle being cute I want moe Gangle mini figure, but I don't think you can choose
I just realized the machine is voiced by Michael Cusack, who also voices Mammon in Helluva boss. crazy that they got someone who voices the demonic embodiment of greed to play a box that makes merch.
WE ARE BURDENED WITH GLORIOUS PURPOSE
@finaldraco4